20/12

My blood pressure is usually around 9/5. I desperately need to drink coffee to avoid fainting and get my mind started. Or I can just read-listen to some comments on gay people or gay parade and then bang! Hits 20 in a nanosecond!

There had been no trace of homosexuality among the Romanian people before we opened our gates to the mighty dangerous Europe. All we used to do was writing poetry, unifying ourselves with Nature and fucking sheep in the mountains (or writing a national poem on them, it depends). Homosexuality was infiltrated in our culture together with Turbo chewing gum, Adidas commercials and democracy.

It’s against nature. Its presence in the animal world is pure scientific bullshit, compared to our healthy common sense (that used to say some time ago that the Sun was revolving around Earth, and those that stated otherwise should have been barbecued in the main square of the town).

We’ll go extinct as there are no babies coming out of it (thanks God – do you even imagine the models they’d be exposed to in the intimacy of their homes?!). Here is one thing mother Earth really misses – more people to share her unlimited resources.

Yach! Two lesbians in their late forties may make a purist man pewk; nevertheless, if we’re talking about two friendly Swedish bimbos – well, that’s Heaven all right!

Why do they have to show off so much? A parade?! Couldn’t they just continue whatever horrible things they are performing away from the sight of normal people? Why don’t they just take the example of pedophiles and incest lovers, keep a low profile and the world would just let them be.

We should do whatever it takes to limit the homosexual manifestations. As same gender groups nurture such deviations, I say we should begin by inaugurating mixed gender prison cells and also mixed gender convents and monasteries.

AIDS is a divine punishment for homosexuality. By no means is it a punishment for our medical negligence or for us giving a shit if tones of anonymous African kids die.

It’s immoral. Of course it is! Please, everybody – immediately – turn of the light and get back into the box! Smells like diversity out there! Leave all the immoral pleasures out! Out! You know… premarital sex… blow jobs… candles… whipped cream… all that crap that drives us the away from old healthy missionary!